The Worst Songs Ever
Push the little daisies – Ween: cringe worthy singing, stupid lyrics and annoying music. This song is so bad that it causes illness.
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice: This song is so bad that it’s one of the most popular and recognisable songs ever. Somehow this song has reached the point of being so incredibly bad, that people like it…strange.
Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus: Apparently Wheatus are fans of Iron Maiden. If Iron Maiden ever spotted Wheatus’ whiny, little worm of a lead singer at a gig, they would probably walk off in disgust.
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy : No your not, you’re a one hit wonder with a song that makes you UNsexy.
I Wish I was a Punk Rocker (with flowers in my hair) – Sandi Thom: A protest song that doesn’t really protest anything…maybe the lack of time travel technology. A bad song which tries to be meaningful, but ends up being plainly annoying.
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus: Mullet-heads rejoiced and music-lovers wept with the release of this song. Line dancing and country music are not cool, and this song sucks.
All for Love – Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart: Hammy, cheesy and crap all at the same time. Sting should know better than to hang out with those chumps.
Rush – Big Audio Dynamite: Retarded singing and weird noises. This song sounds like it was made by a demented nerd in a basement somewhere in the suburbs.
Who let the dogs out? – Baha Men: Possibly the most annoying song ever made. Still heard in movies and TV ads, unfortunately, this song won’t die. It’s probably a zombie song.
The Hamster Dance – What the hell?
Macarena - Los Del Rio: A stupid dance with a stupid song sung by two stupid old men.
Good Times – Tommy Lee: what the hell happened Tommy? You’d have to knock out another 50 photographers now in order to restore some respect.
Blue – Eiffel 65: Very much akin to ‘who let the dogs out’, excruciatingly stupid, and incredibly painful to listen to.
Do ya think im sexy? - Rod Stewart: no.
Three Times a Lady – Lionel Richie & the Commodores : More of a dull, soppy lullaby than anything musically credible. And what does it mean to be ‘once, twice, three times a lady’? Does he have to check several times to make sure?
Also included:
- Any song by Paris Hilton
- Any song by a boyband
- Any song classified as ‘pop’
- Any song in the contemporary RnB/pop genre
- Any song by an Idol contestant
Too cold
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice: This song is so bad that it’s one of the most popular and recognisable songs ever. Somehow this song has reached the point of being so incredibly bad, that people like it…strange.
Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus: Apparently Wheatus are fans of Iron Maiden. If Iron Maiden ever spotted Wheatus’ whiny, little worm of a lead singer at a gig, they would probably walk off in disgust.
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy : No your not, you’re a one hit wonder with a song that makes you UNsexy.
Boooooo!!
I Wish I was a Punk Rocker (with flowers in my hair) – Sandi Thom: A protest song that doesn’t really protest anything…maybe the lack of time travel technology. A bad song which tries to be meaningful, but ends up being plainly annoying.
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus: Mullet-heads rejoiced and music-lovers wept with the release of this song. Line dancing and country music are not cool, and this song sucks.
All for Love – Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart: Hammy, cheesy and crap all at the same time. Sting should know better than to hang out with those chumps.
Rush – Big Audio Dynamite: Retarded singing and weird noises. This song sounds like it was made by a demented nerd in a basement somewhere in the suburbs.
Who let the crap songs out?
Who let the dogs out? – Baha Men: Possibly the most annoying song ever made. Still heard in movies and TV ads, unfortunately, this song won’t die. It’s probably a zombie song.
The Hamster Dance – What the hell?
Macarena - Los Del Rio: A stupid dance with a stupid song sung by two stupid old men.
Good Times – Tommy Lee: what the hell happened Tommy? You’d have to knock out another 50 photographers now in order to restore some respect.
Evil, evil people
Blue – Eiffel 65: Very much akin to ‘who let the dogs out’, excruciatingly stupid, and incredibly painful to listen to.
Do ya think im sexy? - Rod Stewart: no.
Three Times a Lady – Lionel Richie & the Commodores : More of a dull, soppy lullaby than anything musically credible. And what does it mean to be ‘once, twice, three times a lady’? Does he have to check several times to make sure?
Go be talentless and stupid elsewhere
Also included:
- Any song by Paris Hilton
- Any song by a boyband
- Any song classified as ‘pop’
- Any song in the contemporary RnB/pop genre
- Any song by an Idol contestant
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