Paris Hilton Goes Shopping...
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That’s right, plastered all over the news was Paris Hilton walking about a Sydney shopping centre amidst a scrum of seagull-like journalistic dropkicks.
There she was, walking about with stupid oversized sunnies, that stupid “honest this is my normal demeanour” pout on her face, and a little stupid minion clone with the same stupid oversized sunnies and pout.
Judging by the number of tools running about photographing her, shouting dumbarse questions at her and tripping over each other, this was obviously a MASSIVE event..
I just cannot understand why Paris is as the Sydney Morning Herald calls ‘hot property’ who deserves such attention when she ducks out to buy crap?
Firstly, she’s not hot. She’s OK, but she looks way too dopey to be classified
as ‘hot’, ‘lukewarm’, maybe, but not hot.
Secondly, she is as charming and personable as a puddle of stale cat piss. Asked by some dolt what 2007 will bring, the heir-head replied with “umm, a lot”…. What a intelligent and not-boring way to answer a question, even if the question was dull and stupid.
Finally, and most importantly, she walks about with a sense of self-importance that she really has not right to possess. To date, her biggest contribution to society is giving me material to write about.
She is spoilt, snobby, boring, dim-witted and as useless as tits on a bull.
Mothers, fathers, brothers and sisters, should your child, sibling, spouse or friend ever display any sign of interest in Paris Hilton – or show any sign of harbouring respect for Paris Hilton, you have the duty to repeatedly belt them over the head with a blunt instrument until they regain some sense - or are declared mentally damaged, which is an acceptable excuse.
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