An energy drink straight outta Compton
Dripping with pimp
You’ve probably already heard, but in case you’ve been living under a rock, Pimpjuice has launched in Australia, after absolutely soaking the American market with its patented glow in the dark-ness and smooth flava. Thankfully, the black gansta-rap market which is so poorly under-represented down under will finally have a liquid medium to reach all those kids who are living rough in the vast Australian ghettoes that some call the suburbs. Now, after icing some beef-talking haters, those original gangsters from the ‘burbs can cool off with some smooth, glowing Pimpjuice – giving them the energy to then go and pimp some ho’s. For real.
Say it to my band-aid!
Dayyyyyyem!!
No pimp can go without
And if you thought that was more pimp that you can handle, well you be trippin, as Pimpjuice, of course, has its very own music video. The big budget video is a visual representation of what pimpjuice is all about – and again serves as more proof that drinking the simple combination of water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sycrose, apple juice concentrate, citric acid, natural flavor, d-ribose, malic acid, ascorbic acid, inositol, Caffeine, maltodextrin, guarana (paullinia cupana) seed extract, miacin, calcium pantothenate, taurine, pyridoxine hydrochloride, yellow #5, riboflavin, blue #1 and cyanocobalamin, will in fact make you exactly like Nelly himself. Right down to the intimidating band-aid on the face. A’ight.
So seeing as many of you hardcore Aussie pimps from the streets are out there still representin' in boot-camp after the popo busted you serving up snow to b-boys, you can pass the time by checking out the website on the laptop your baby-girl smuggled in during her last conjugal visit. Peace.
