The Worst Songs Ever
Push the little daisies – Ween: cringe worthy singing, stupid lyrics and annoying music. This song is so bad that it causes illness.
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice: This song is so bad that it’s one of the most popular and recognisable songs ever. Somehow this song has reached the point of being so incredibly bad, that people like it…strange.
Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus: Apparently Wheatus are fans of Iron Maiden. If Iron Maiden ever spotted Wheatus’ whiny, little worm of a lead singer at a gig, they would probably walk off in disgust.
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy : No your not, you’re a one hit wonder with a song that makes you UNsexy.
I Wish I was a Punk Rocker (with flowers in my hair) – Sandi Thom: A protest song that doesn’t really protest anything…maybe the lack of time travel technology. A bad song which tries to be meaningful, but ends up being plainly annoying.
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus: Mullet-heads rejoiced and music-lovers wept with the release of this song. Line dancing and country music are not cool, and this song sucks.
All for Love – Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart: Hammy, cheesy and crap all at the same time. Sting should know better than to hang out with those chumps.
Rush – Big Audio Dynamite: Retarded singing and weird noises. This song sounds like it was made by a demented nerd in a basement somewhere in the suburbs.
Who let the dogs out? – Baha Men: Possibly the most annoying song ever made. Still heard in movies and TV ads, unfortunately, this song won’t die. It’s probably a zombie song.
The Hamster Dance – What the hell?
Macarena - Los Del Rio: A stupid dance with a stupid song sung by two stupid old men.
Good Times – Tommy Lee: what the hell happened Tommy? You’d have to knock out another 50 photographers now in order to restore some respect.
Blue – Eiffel 65: Very much akin to ‘who let the dogs out’, excruciatingly stupid, and incredibly painful to listen to.
Do ya think im sexy? - Rod Stewart: no.
Three Times a Lady – Lionel Richie & the Commodores : More of a dull, soppy lullaby than anything musically credible. And what does it mean to be ‘once, twice, three times a lady’? Does he have to check several times to make sure?
Also included:
- Any song by Paris Hilton
- Any song by a boyband
- Any song classified as ‘pop’
- Any song in the contemporary RnB/pop genre
- Any song by an Idol contestant
Too cold
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice: This song is so bad that it’s one of the most popular and recognisable songs ever. Somehow this song has reached the point of being so incredibly bad, that people like it…strange.
Teenage Dirtbag – Wheatus: Apparently Wheatus are fans of Iron Maiden. If Iron Maiden ever spotted Wheatus’ whiny, little worm of a lead singer at a gig, they would probably walk off in disgust.
Right Said Fred – I’m too sexy : No your not, you’re a one hit wonder with a song that makes you UNsexy.
Boooooo!!
I Wish I was a Punk Rocker (with flowers in my hair) – Sandi Thom: A protest song that doesn’t really protest anything…maybe the lack of time travel technology. A bad song which tries to be meaningful, but ends up being plainly annoying.
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus: Mullet-heads rejoiced and music-lovers wept with the release of this song. Line dancing and country music are not cool, and this song sucks.
All for Love – Bryan Adams, Sting and Rod Stewart: Hammy, cheesy and crap all at the same time. Sting should know better than to hang out with those chumps.
Rush – Big Audio Dynamite: Retarded singing and weird noises. This song sounds like it was made by a demented nerd in a basement somewhere in the suburbs.
Who let the crap songs out?
Who let the dogs out? – Baha Men: Possibly the most annoying song ever made. Still heard in movies and TV ads, unfortunately, this song won’t die. It’s probably a zombie song.
The Hamster Dance – What the hell?
Macarena - Los Del Rio: A stupid dance with a stupid song sung by two stupid old men.
Good Times – Tommy Lee: what the hell happened Tommy? You’d have to knock out another 50 photographers now in order to restore some respect.
Evil, evil people
Blue – Eiffel 65: Very much akin to ‘who let the dogs out’, excruciatingly stupid, and incredibly painful to listen to.
Do ya think im sexy? - Rod Stewart: no.
Three Times a Lady – Lionel Richie & the Commodores : More of a dull, soppy lullaby than anything musically credible. And what does it mean to be ‘once, twice, three times a lady’? Does he have to check several times to make sure?
Go be talentless and stupid elsewhere
Also included:
- Any song by Paris Hilton
- Any song by a boyband
- Any song classified as ‘pop’
- Any song in the contemporary RnB/pop genre
- Any song by an Idol contestant
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I haven't heard anything by K-Fed, and I hope never to!
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Beauty is most definitely in the EAR of the beholder.
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Note the slightly humourous tone I was using in this piece, so the whole 'pop' music thing could be seen as anything manufactured by music company executives in order to make quick money by making a crappy two-bit song that saturates airwaves for a month then dissapears.
Horrorphile
And it's horrorphile ... cheers!
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And "Rush" by BAD is pretty happenin', too.
Mum's Word
What about that other white boy rapper - Snow. Informer sucked big time.
And anything by Metallica sucks too.
Definitely agree about Paris Hilton. The girl is a dingbat.
My god, this list could go on and on.
Good post.
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Yeah Ween arent bad - but that song is. Ween being Ween, it was probably made as annoying as possible for their own smartarse kicks. Gabrielle is a fantastic song, btw.
Mrs M,
Yes, Rush is that bad, ever really listened to it? its mind numbing! Never heard of Snow - but I can already tell he sucks.
And Metallica rule thank you very much...
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Funnily enough, I was at a friends house on the weekend (a house filled with 25 year old boys....frightening in itself), and this song came on, and I swear to god they all lost their minds. Most of them knew every word and they were doing their Vanilla Ice impressions....it was very funny.
Completely agree on Achy Breaky Heart and the Macarena (though I still know the dance off by heart....weird).
You could probably add the Venga Bus by the Venga Boys and Tubthumping by Chumba Wumba (I get knocked down, but I get up again....please,please just stay down!).
It's sad that I actually like most of the songs on your list.
If you think Do You Think I'm Sexy by Rod Stewart is bad, wait until you hear Paris Hilton's version of it!!! It's beyond bad (yes, I bought the album, supposedly for my sister....but then I also bought the Very Best of David Hasselhoff for a laugh....it was so bad I love it).
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Most of what was on your list I can put up with on rare occasions except Paris and K-Fed and Nicky Webster (after reading Kylie's outburst on Duff and Madden splitting up)...
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I know every word of Ice Ice Baby, and if it comes on at a party, its true that everybody flips.
The Beatles invented pop, but you wouldnt call their music 'pop' these days.
And yes, that frog/ringtone thing would have to rank as one of the worst things ever on earth. Not jsut in terms of music.
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On a slight tangent .... tis funny how now and again Australasia gets these foreign acts with a one hit wonder (occasionally two), and then they disappear back into their own country's void never to heard down under again .... strange. Why them? Why then?
For Example:
Nena ~ 99 Luftballons
Falco ~ Der Kommissar & Rock Me Amadeus
Plastic Bertrand ~ Ca Plane Pour Moi
Trio ~ Da Da Da
Aqua - The Barbie Song (was there more??)
Time Bandits - I'm Only Shooting Love
Now don't get me confused though. I actually rate all those songs 'cept for Barbie Song and Rock Me Amadeus ... and Da Da Da (I don't love you, you don't love me, aha, aha, aha) ....
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The list was good at first. Then you started generalizing and kind of just became annoying (and discriminative) yourself.